News

September 2, 2010

CARTOONS ARE UP!

Go to the video section and check out my first attempt at some very basic animated comedy. More to come. It can only get better but I feel that this first episode has everything required to make very tired or stoned people laugh. I'll try to raise the bar. Please enjoy.

September 1, 2010

ALMOST TIME TO BE FUNNY AGAIN

Big updates coming soon. Summer is almost done and us day walkers can finally move about malls and movie theaters without fear of children running into our genitals. The only thing getting in our way from 9:00am - 3:00pm will be the elderly. Cancer fundraisers, diabetes fund raisers, theater performances, the return of STAND UP COMEDY ALL STARS and as always... TONS of club performances are all on tap for the fall of 2010. Enjoy the long weekend and be safe everyone!

August 11, 2010

I'LL BE IN OTTAWA...THE OTHER CITY WITHOUT CFL

Thank you for all of the emails and questions about my opinions of the shocking events that have taken place in Hamilton over the last few days. I've been speaking with some prominent members in the Hamilton community and no one seems to be able to agree on the problem, let alone a solution. I have requested a meeting with my city councilor, Scott Duvall and I am also set to sit down with president of the TiCats, Scott Mitchell so that I can actually form an opinion to return to you as... I HAVE NO EFFING CLUE WHAT IS REALLY HAPPENING! Fortunately I will playing Yuk Yuks Ottawa August 19 - 21. I'm sure I'll still be somewhat frustrated by the 19th so I've arranged to sit down with some comedy fans who also happen to be MPs and a few more who's job titles are slightly more impressive. I hope they can help to shed some light on all of this and find out what I can do to help as I am a concerned and heart broken resident of Hamilton. What a mess. Where's the scotch?

August 5, 2010

LISTEN FOR ME ON XM COMEDY

XM is already airing a whole bunch of my stand up sets but I will also be featured on XM's new show ANYTHING GOES with Darren Frost where they will be airing some of my rants that I recorded while drunk in my basement and I will be a live guest on the show in a two weeks. I like the cut of your jib, XM.

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